Just add "exterminator" to my resume.
On the list of potential annoyances for today, I never thought that "vacuuming ants off my desk" would make an appearance. But low and behold, here I am with the vacuum next to my desk, sucking up the little buggers by the dozens. You see there's a crack in the concrete outside, and I can see them streaming in by the hundreds.
Eventually Bob came to save the day with a can of bugspray (Grants Kills Ants!) but there are still a few who managed to make their way inside before the perimeter was covered in ant poison.
