Two minor notes.
Twice in as many days I have noticed, with horror, that the zipper of my jeans has been down for an undisclosed amount of time.
If anyone notices this. Please inform me so I can stop embarrassing myself. I will not sue you for sexual harassment.
Secondly, and this goes out to all the spammers out there, none of us are stupid enough to click your "TOP CNN ALERT" spams. Stop that, or I'll hit you with a rolled up newspaper.
